nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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