i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
Randomize
