He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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