I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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