whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
They should really pass out barf bags in church
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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