i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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