Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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