Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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