We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I need to sanitize my soul.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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