I got chris browned last night
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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