you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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