it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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