They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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