physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
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