Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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