Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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