I don't think brook has ever known best
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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