glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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