i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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