Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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