I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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