Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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