ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Randomize
