they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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