And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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