forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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