why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
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