well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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