You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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