when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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