Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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