if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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