We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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