This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
We are two peas in an std pod
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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