What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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