your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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