Pants 0. Shit 1.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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