Christians are straight up FREAKS
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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