Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
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If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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