I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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