My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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