If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
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