Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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