I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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