Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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