when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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