WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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