I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
