Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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