everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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